Now for something different!

Just so you know, this is a survival game.

GOOD DAY SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?
HOW ABOUT HALF A CUP?



*cough* The pictures after this will be in MS paint.

Grab the cup and smash it in his face stunning him ad throw him to the ground and search him

Aw yeah.

Then the bunny runs to the rescue and rapes your brains out.
Well, not literally, but yeah. You're dead now.

So, I wont do that idea.

Politely thank the kind man for giving you some tea.

The man gives you some tea.
"Thank you, kind sir." You reply with an uncertain smile on your face.
"Well, lets drink!" The old man and the rabbit share a fine cup of tea while you stare at them strangely.

Jesus Christ. Savages. Leave the building to try and find something to do.

I don't get it.

Explain.

Basically you just say what the main character is going to do next.
For example you say:
"Our protagonist walks out side."

Devour says:
"He walks outside and finds a sled and a trash can"

Yeah, pretty much. But I forgot to describe how things are around you.
And about that, you are in Wonderland, which is where these two characters are found. And wonderland is pretty dangerous, these days.


"Oh no, don't leave us!" The old man cries. "Its been so long since we've had a visitor!"
"Oh yes, so long." The rabbit says. "How long ago was it, Edward?"
"Ah, I think it was 2 years ago, old chap. At least we have each other."
"At that, we do, good fellow!"
"Shall we toast to that?"
"Bottoms up!"
The two people resume their tea.


What next?

I go there and find a combat knife with arterial blood encrusted on it. beside it is a body bag labeled "Coffee", but im not too thirsty, so i leave it alone. I put the knife in my back pocket and go THERE.

I'm suddenly thirsty, so I run back for the bag of coffee.

Someone had already beaten me to it though. It was the mad hatter guy.



I plucked out my knife, but he snatched it from my hand.

"Don't kill me, Johnny Depp" I cried.
"WHY DIDN"T YOU STAY?!" He shouted.


Before I could answer, another man came around a bush.


I ran for my life!

IT WAS TIM BURTON!!!!


Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun...

So it's similar to a caption contest on Neopets?

As i ran, i looked over my shoulder and saw Tim Burton and Johnny Depp starting to drink the coffee out of the coffee bag. When i looked forward, i ran into a fishing store, but all i saw were dangling pieces of meat with the tags EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH on them. some of them have arms, which flinch behind my back, but i pay no attention to them. suddenly, a tall man wearing a completely white garmet come up to me. he doesn't say anything, because his face is wrapped in gauze, but i say hi anyways. he simply folds his arms behind his back and stands there.

damn this is getting disturbed.

No more pictures. We must continue this story :U

"Sir, could I see your meat?" You ask. But the man just stares at you for a bit, and then chuckles.
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"